‘My new favorite slasher novel’ Stephen Graham JonesA serial killer? She’s SO over it. Barbra Jacobs is done. She’s spent twenty years playing the ‘final girl’ – the prettiest one who gets to survive till the end of the movie.
She’s sick of creepy guys at backwater horror conventions asking her to sign photos of her twenty-year-old self in underwear. She already knows this will be her last convention when she finds a woman with her throat slit in the bathroom. It’s a message for her, she’s sure of it.
And now the bodies are dropping as a deranged killer stalks Barb, picking off her former castmates one by one . . .
She’s through playing the victim. If she’s going to live, Barb must give the final-girl performance of her life. Because this time, there’s no one coming to save her.
Nightmare on Elm Street meets Barbie in this iconic serial killer thriller – perfect for horror fans and scream queens alike. Readers can’t get enough of Tanya Pell’s fun, feminist slasher that’s perfect for Spooky Season!’Well, that was a total banger ! The best final girl ever ! . .
. one of my top 3 horror slasher favorites.’ Reader review, 5 stars’I came for the horror. I stayed because Barb Jacobs just wouldn’t die…
and apparently neither would my thoughts about this book.’ Reader review, 5 stars’I had an absolute ball with this book start to finish . . .
I’ve been along for the ride walking next to Barb in killer heels.’ Reader review, 5 stars’Funny and scary in equal measure with horror references galore . . .
highly entertaining from the start.’ Reader review, 5 stars__________________________________________________________________ALL YOUR FAVOURITE HORROR AUTHORS + REVIEWERS CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF BARB JACOBS:’Barb Jacobs is a Final Girl for the ages . . .
this is one book you absolutely don’t want to miss’ Gwendolyn Kiste’GO BARB! An ode to feminine-and final girl-rage that is exactly what I needed’ S.A. Barnes’Barbie Just Won’t Die! is the authentic final girl anthem that slasher fans have been screaming for’ Brian McAuley’Say hello to your new slasher obsession . .
. Feminist, frightening and fantastically funny. Fans of Stephen Graham Jones will eat this up’ Josh Winning’Tanya Pell delivers a razor-sharp, unapologetic deconstruction of fame and female survival’ Christa Carmen’A glittery, campy meta-slasher, Pell delivers gnarly kills, terrible puns, a reluctant final girl and a theatrically menacing masked killer’ @georgesreads’A wildly entertaining slasher that truly understands what horror fans love while delivering something fresh and meaningful’ Capes and Tights